Grumpy Old Man

No, that's not me. My writing was spontaneously turning into Hindi when I was typing the title. Strange, because I don't know how to write in Hindi. Obviously, I've turned on the wrong switch in Blogger, and had better investigate.

In the meantime, here's something I found accurate, but depressing. A TV/movie writer's clip art comic, featured in the Boingboing blog. I could do the same thing, but would have to use elaborate, sometimes squishy drawings.